Some of us folks aren’t quite able to fly back for the day to exercise franchise. So we spend it watching the news where we see the special care with which polling officers in mumbai apply indelible ink to middle finger and even more special care with which some voters display the mark of their having performed patriotic duty.
Shahrukh Khan: Vote in Aadaab mode
Ranbir Kapoor: See, hiding behind the facial fuzz would work if I didn't also have to comb hair forward to hide the aloepaecia. Oh - and don't miss how the color of my shirt matches my face.
Sonam Kapoor: Look at the ring. I also went to the astrologer.
Manyata Dutt: Constipated?
and my all time favourites…
Kiron & Anupam Kher: We are so old we don't have to be politically correct
Bachchans: The Family Finger